Now, about the profiles....Hopefully yours say that you're a happy, outgoing, well spoken person. If you can't clap your hands to the beat, then don't waste your time
Oh, and if you are currently wearing a cowboy hat, please take if off right now. Unless you are a cowboy.
And how hard is it to find a guy that is willing to give me their money and credit cards?
As for me:
I grew up in Morocco, the daughter of a Nigerian priestess. After being ped by gypsies I mysteriously ended up in a secret Buddhist monastery where I was trained for many years in kungfu and jujitsu. At the age of 21 I chose not to become a Shoalin Monk and instead went with the most lucrative choice of hired assassin. After making my millions I chose to retire into a more challenging field.
But even still today, when I see a hot guy walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to go out with him, talk to him, be real nice and sweet and treat him right... the other part wonders what his head would look like on a stick.
I also watch the news every night...not because I care but because that way, the next day I can say to people "guess what I saw on the news last night?" It makes me sound smart.
