Anywuzzy...hahaa ok got that off my manly man-man (though hairless) chest
Purrr. Hi, sorry if my profile sounds short. I just really know what I'm looking for in a lover/girlfriend/relationship so I probably won't reply if...
-you don't have photos of yourself
-you are not fit
-you have too many pictures of your pets (I want to date you, not Fido & Miss Whiskers)
I'm here to attract a girl/woman who wants to start an extraordinary long-term relationship with a f*ckin' cool --- guy, who's not boring or lazy or lacks interests. I may be too much for you to handle in all respects, but you'll love the ride. We're gonna have a blast in all we do. I make a ride to Wal*Mart to pick up tampons an adventure so just imagine.
Substance matters to me, so tell me 3 things about yourself that would make me interested in gettin to know you better...without mentioning your body or looks.
I'm not as curt in person, pretty hilarious actually. K grin now, wide enough for me to see your teeth, u never know who's falling for it & go kick the day's ass. Awe, there it is. I like your pretty smile! I'm about to AWESOME all over the place. WORD -J P.S. Yeah the little blurb below about me pole dancing is correct. I did it at a friends house for sh*t's a few times because she had a pole installed in her kitchen. As a former gymnast I found it fun to play around on YO. K-bu-bye [pinch-pat-smack]...what everyone luvs a lil goodbye spank!
