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I am a laid back, educated, fit, tattooed and well-travelled guy with an quirky and macabre sense of humor and outlook. I have a myriad of diverse interests, and I can go from reading classic Russian literature and watching history documentaries to watching Family Guy or pro wrestling. Hey don't judge! Amongst my biggest passions are global travel and cultures, cinema and music. I currently work in the maritime industry for now so I am only really home for a week per month. Although I enjoy it it makes it rather difficult if not near impossible to meet anyone or maintain many potential connections. And now there's the H in the equation. In addition as I am brand new to Houston and just recently diagnosed with HSV2 in August I am not looking for anything serious or particular for the time being. Rather I am on here to see who is out there and become more comfortable and at peace with my new health status. I do not have a particular type when it comes to a woman but I am particularly attracted to intelligence, goal focused, humorous, artistic and creative types that love travel and music as I do. Wow that took forever to write...
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'09"
Weight 180 lbs
Hobbies & Interests acting, baking, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, cruises, dancing, history, internet, killing zombies, manga, movies, music, naturism, nudism, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, target practice, television, travel, video games, wine tasting
Body Type athletic, average
Movies action, animation, black & white films, bollywood, classics, comedy, drama, horror, indie, mockumentaries, steamy, psychological thrillers, romantic comedy, sci-fi, westerns
Orientation heteroflexible, pansexual, polysexual, straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color bald, black
Ethnicity African American, Klingon
Relationship open relationship, polyamorous, single - never married
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level Bachelor's Degree
Profession Politics / Goverment / Military, Transportation / Trucking
Income level $50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke? socially, cigarettes, electronic cigarettes, hookah, only when I drink
Do you drink? beer, socially, wine
I currently live alone, on a pirate ship, with parents
Socially, I am a total freak, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick
Political Views libertarian
Food Related Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Caribbean, Chinese, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Mediterranean, Mexican, Omnivore, Soylent Green, Spicy, Sushi, Thai
Personality clown, freak, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, loner, nerd, pirate, playa hater, professional, punk, white trash
Individuality cougar lover, freak, ninja, pirate at heart, superhero sidekick, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views Atheist, Buddhist, Not Religious
Miscellaneous hard of hearing
I'm looking for conversation, dating, fun, friends only, miss right, miss right now, relationship, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Military Service army, reserves, veteran
Pets No pets currently (but like them)
Gender Male
Music Alternative Rock, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Punk, Ska, Techno, Trance, World
Hair Style shaved head
Fitness & Sports dancing, football (International), hiking, martial arts, parkour, rock climbing, rugby, scuba, soccer (U.S.), surfing, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga
Health Related chiropractic
Languages English, German, Thai
Looking for
Their Body Type thick, supermodel, slim, a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, slender, fit, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny
Relationship divorced, polyamorous, open relationship, separated, single, couple
Socially, they are class clown, a total freak, better in small groups, the life of the party, social butterfly, shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, comic relief

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