Hrtsflthylesson, 42

"I wish we could go nowhere" Im a southern rocker chick. When I'm not lost in thought for hours at a time, Im cracking crude and unusual jokes. Some people have described me as mean, but they are just wussies.

I have 7 tattoos and 7 piercings. My favorite type of music is hard rock, such as Tool, which I have the "Third Eye" tattooed on my wrist. I listen to EVERY type of music though, including: pop, classic rock, some rap, country, stuff from the 50's, industrial, ambient, etc etc.

Favorite type of movie? Horror and "stoner comidies" but I have lots of room for action flicks like Rambo and Death Race.

Im an extreme animal lover, but not a vegitarian. I'll handle any creature from a great dane to tarantulas, snakes, and worms. (Although Ive had tramatic experiences with ants, so dont be surprised if you see me flip out if I get bit by one.)

I love outdoor activities like camping, fishing, some sports, and random stuff like that. Words of advise: dont ever suggest to take me hunting. I'll shoot you way before Id ever shoot an animal.

I spent 2 years studying Culinary Arts, but I dont consider myself a chef. But I can bake many sweet treats, as well as gourmet dishes from scratch, if given the right ingredients.

My ex-fiance hid his medical condition from me in order for me to stay with him, but it drove me as far away from him as possible. Right now Im new to "my friend" so Im not looking for anything serious just yet. Friends and dating is fine for me to start with. And if youre looking for a booty call of some kind, stop looking at my profile now and find someone else. I have no tolerance whatsoever for liars or drama. Life is too long to put up with unwanted crap. I dont have children, and I greatly intend to keep it that way, so if you have any, find someone else.