Ducttapejoe, 41

I am a professional clown and work for an out of town dog rescue during the week. I perform at venues around New Orleans and the surrounding area. I like to drink, smoke, throw confetti around and scream randomly, people watch on decatur, perform on the streets,ride bikes, build bikes, clown stuff, chickens, new advetures, play music, make knives, throw knives, brew beer/wine, & basically i have allot of fun. my face and body is covered in tattoos. herpes has made it hard to hit on people or get hit on by people and the fact that i work out in the swamp all week is no big help either. we run a facility with 30 or so dogs and take care of the dogs at the local pound the dogs and the sounds of the swamp really help me out allot but still crazy clowns need love just like all the other folks out there on planet earth. I am looking for other fun loving "laughter junkies" to hang out with or maybe fall in love with. I am not into astrology, brand name clothing, reality television, religion, esoteric stuff, being super clean, people who sleep around while in closed relationships, radio music of any kind, paying for hair cuts, extra diseases (one is enough), non-athletic body types/super lazy people, fast food, people without hobbies, people who wear cats on there heads, sign flying bums(there has to be something you can do(unless you have medical problems)), juggalos, children i am not related to or that are not produced by my friends, cell phones and text messages, obsessive/super clingy lovers, people who tell me how to do things without me asking them to, angry notes about toilet seats/dishes/etc., people who think this list of stuff I don't like is useless(I'm just letting you know, ya know?), emoticons, cops, bad graffiti(i do like good graffiti though), drug fashion culture, people who rip off other people to seem inventive and or original, sweating the small stuff, people who refuse to eat new foods because they haven't had them before, and really bright lights.