Colinz, 32

Let's Party! Hello!

I'm the kind of guy who approaches a group of strangers and introduces myself with the most awful attempt at contact; "How much does a polar bear weigh? - Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Colin, and you are?"

When I'm not terrorizing strangers you'd most likely find me in the cave we call an office in my basement. I've spent the last few years of my life working from home, with the same maroon/ugly purple coloured wallpaper that would drive most people insane. Unfortunately I'm one of those people, so message me if you dare. You've been warned.

In September I'll be moving to Kingston because frankly they don't have maroon anything. Oh, and they also have this little place called Queen's University, but nobody cares about that. I bet it's not even marked on any maps, because that would be ridiculous.

All kidding aside, Kingston is a big place. I might be able to manage a personal record of only getting lost twice, but what are the chances of that? If you're up to the adventure, or just want to sit in your own cave and hang out, I'm cool with either.

Hope to hear from the best of you!
Cheers, Colin