A Poem

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This might not fit under "Humour," or hey, maybe it does. You be the judge.

When i was at home freaking out searching the internet for hours on end about anything and everything herpes I started to notice how neat some of the medical words sounded.

I used them in a poem. It works best if you don't take them literally.



Ruining the Moment

The pair a esthic shed herpeticly up the orofacial.
Both transmitted into his Famvir®, where they crusted and fevered.
He whitlowed genitally, then lesioned her down.
Nerving her with herp and ease.
She was simplexed, feeling his papule outbreaking.
A remission spread over Antive - Ireal tendered.
In oxic-odon, her vesicle ulcered
He Diclofenacked episodicy,
Then, c----ering with urethra:
A fissure!
Infectiously prodrome, they blistered in severity.

Sincerely, Virus'd in Victoria

~ Heather

[whatadrag]

`hahaha awesome.